Benefit Of The Doubt?

So, the last quote I took from the Larry King interview of Paris Hilton (yes, I watched it) was Paris saying, "I got a lot of letters from mothers who said their daughters look up to me. I want to be a good role model to them."

What do you think?

A Little Legal Work

Ok, so Nicole, your friend Paris' stint in jail is done and overwith. We assume you'll be ready next, based on the Letterman Show interview.

Just for purposes of expediting things, when you're sentenced, all you'll have to do is pass by the jailhouse, sign a couple of papers, maybe snap a few pics with us, and then you can go home.

No special treatment, ok?

Paris, The Incarceration! Day 1

Well, Ms. Paris Hilton officially became a jailbird last night/early this morning. She checked in, and we haven't heard anything since. She's not going to have her cell in the cell, no Sidekick, no Blackberry. The guards have been instructed not to provide any photographs of Ms. Hilton, although we hear a good photo of her behind bars could fetch as much as $500,000. We'll see how that goes, huh?

I guess we're inclined to wish her well. Seems the decent thing to do.