I'm not a big fan of American Idol. I don't hate it or anything, I can just think of better things to watch.
This season I did happen to be watching one episode with some friend. A young woman chose a "Jewel" song for her audition. Her performance wasn't good, but we all agreed she did sound an awful lot like Jewel. This turned this discussion among us to Stars who might not cut it on American Idol.
Face it, some of our most famous singers could bang out a live version of "Yankee Doodle" and make it sound incredible- Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Beyonce-voices like theirs are indisputably great.
In a lot of cases though, "the song makes the singer". There are instances where you could pretty much take anyone who could carry a tune, put them in a studio, and with a little digital magic, you'd still have a best-selling recording, because it would be the song people loved, not the voice behind it.
Imagine for a second: What if one of the Bee Gees was trying to get his start on Idol? There are quite a few of the most successful singers who made it with less-than-sensational voices. Barry Manilow made millions with his music, but would he cut it with Simon Cowell if he were doing his acapella audition in that little room?
Here are the lists we came up with:
The "Wouldn't Make It's"We didn't think any of these people would make it past a round or two:
The Bee GeesBilly JoelJustin TimberlakeBritney SpearsAshlee SimpsonJanet JacksonJohn MayerJames BluntBillie Joe Armstong (Lead singer of Green Day)Jewel I argued hard on this one, because I love Jewel! Potential WinnersWe decided that these folks would have a pretty good chance in the competition:
Mariah CareyBeyonce KnowlesJessica SimpsonCeline DionNellie FurtadoSheryl CrowThis debate was actually kind of fun, because of course there are millions of singers who could fit either category. What would have happened to Ethel Merman or Kate Smith, who were superstars in their day? How about Louie Armstrong or Al Jolson, who made millions in their careers? What would they do with Eminem? Would Rappers even be allowed to compete? They don't really sing, right? Or do they? And we mulled over a few other voices who have hit it big, at least money-wise, but whom we couldn't really make a decision about: Hilary Duff, Nick Lachey, Adam Duritz (Counting Crows). It was fun once we got started on this, and the discussion went on a while.
So, who would you add to each list?