I'm wondering how long Obama will be in office before the armchair geniuses decide they don't like him.
I'm going to figure out how screws unscrew themselves. Happens to me all the time. Things fall on me 'cause of that.
I'm going to hook up a video camera to help me figure out how those electric cords work themselves into a tangle that can never be undone. Ever. And you get a shock when you try to undo said tangle. Ouch.
In NY State, I see signs that say "Speed Limit 55" alongside ones that say "Minimum Speed 40". I'm going to figure out if anyone ever got a ticket for driving less than 40 mph, and if they call that "slowing".
There's a musical group called The Killers, and they currently have a song out called "Human" which contains the lyrical question, "Are we human, or are we dancer?" I'm going to figure out what the heck that means.
This Christmas, UggsAustralia actually had Uggs available for sale. That you could buy. And Amazon.com actually had what I needed in stock, AND shipped on time. I'm going to figure out why other companies think that's bad for business.
There are a lot more things to figure out, but I don't want to tax my brain too much in such a limited time, you know?
I'm sure there will be more. There always is.
