Tuesday, February 06, 2007

I Had One of Those Idiot Thoughts Circling My Brain Again...

So, occasionally I actually pay attention to what's on the radio when I'm driving. Tonight, there was a radio spot for a local pet breeder. They went through their list of offers, and added, "Of course, as always, our puppies come with a lifetime health guarantee."

What exactly do you think that's supposed to mean? The pups won't die? Or they'll die perfectly healthy? If your dog passes on, do you get a new one?

It's late. Humor me...


  1. Remember, the lifetime of a pup in only one year. After that they are adult dogs. ;)

  2. Whats a lifetime with dogs????

  3. Anonymous11:35 PM

    So, essentially they guarantee the pup will live to be a year. After that ... at 1 year, 1 day he's allowed to die?


  4. Anonymous10:35 PM

    Lifetime guarantee?? What if the dogs lifetime happens to be 3 days after you bring him home? I've never heard of that!

  5. LOL People rarely ever listen to what they say or read what they write...

  6. I want a pup from that breeder ;) Yeah right!


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