Friday, March 21, 2008

Who Hasn't?

I lost my friggin mind the other day. It's like I turned into one giant stomach or something.

I woke up early. I decided to eat a good breakfast that morning 'cause that's what "they" tell you ya oughtta do. Well, I ate, and it seemed to ignite my appetite. Like I had a tip on a famine or something!

I needed sweets. I ate sweets. Then, of course, we had to wash that down with something salty, right? Then it was pizza, then a candy bar, then I had to have a Pepsi, then a cupcake 'cause I read about a cupcake crawl that someone went on (then gotta have milk, right?) Then it was dinner time, had to sample all the menu items, then eat them. Then Pop was hungry, wanted French Toast, and of course that looked good so I made a little extra for me. And, of course, who doesn't want desserts. Yah, plural.

Whew.

Thank the Lord that there were only 24 hours in that day, and the sun went down. I went to bed. I'd eaten enough to be considered a small neighborhood.

I was a little grateful that the bed didn't collapse.

18 comments:

  1. You know, you can't keep that girlish figure eating like that. ;-)

    I don't think I could stomach all that.

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  2. Been there, done that.

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  3. Ditto to Donna. :)

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  4. Eating is not a treat when you have to fight to get it in your mouth but I manage to pig out. My dog is a great dust buster!


    HAPPY EASTER!

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  5. I know I have had days where it felt like ALL I DID WAS EAT ; )

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  6. LOL...needless to say, "I can relate" (especially yesterday)

    Funny post.

    Now get your ass out there and exercise! Report back to me ASAP, chubby.

    Nancy

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  7. Oh, NOOO! I just started my after-Easter diet today, and then I read about your glorious foodfest!

    I'm hungry.

    *Pouts*

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  8. Anonymous12:21 AM

    You are silly! Sometimes we need to pig out to satisfy our urges and then we, or at least me, feel guilty about it the next day. I hope you and your children had a Happy Easter JP. Luv ya!

    Allison

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  9. You just reminded me that I have a packet of peanut M&Ms in my bag. Mmm.

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  10. This happens more than I like to admit. When I get hit with the sweet tooth.... I'm doomed! :)
    At least you started out with a good breakfast.

    Michele

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  11. Hey Lippy

    Just wanted to say thanks for the kind words.

    and eat for me too cause I'm back on my program :)

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  12. This one sounds like you need to come back over to my Life's Little Challenges journal!!! I'm exercising for comments now, LOL!

    It's good to see that you've been posting over here Jimmy. I've been worried about you again!

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  13. You are right, they do tell us breakfast is the most important meal of the day. But, I've done that too, Jimmy!!

    Jackie

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  14. I had one of those days today!

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  15. Anonymous7:34 AM

    Glad you had a good breakfast Jimmy ~ and Lunch and Dinner and Tea and supper and snacks in between ~ LOL ~ I'm pleased your bed didn't collapse SURPRISED but pleased it didn't ~ Ally x

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  16. Isn't that the way I'm supposed to be eating?!?! lol. All that food does sound good though.

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  17. ...and you managed to breathe after, HOW exactly? lol

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  18. Welcome to my world. I have been stress eating lately and it is not pretty.

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