Quizzical

That was, by far, the worst quiz ever posted on the Internet. That's the point. This is the STUPIDsheet.

Most of the info was accurate, but some wasn't.

K. wins a prize for pointing out that the standard shot is 1 1/2 oz.
P. gets a prize for first pointing out that technically the sun doesn't rise. However, from our perspective here on Earth, the sun does rise above the horizon once a day. That's why we call it "sunrise". It is technically unsound, but saying that I was up "at the point where the earth's rotation causes it to face directly toward the Sun" to go fishing, just sounds dumb. So P. you do get a prize, just not a kabillion dollars.

I promise that I will work on a perfectly legitimate Quiz for the next edition, if you'll promise to come back!