Yayyy!

So there's an educational process I have mastered now. It's a whole series of things all tied together to bring us to one solid conclusion. Here, let me illustrate...
Yeah, we do it something like this. Drinking affects the ability to stand, walk, and do many other motor functions. Knees, spine and other assorted and sundry bones coming apart affect the ability to stand, walk, and many other motor functions. Combine the two, and, well you get the picture. Not a good duet.

And, along with those fun things, you get a treat the day after: H-A-N-G-O-V-E-R.

So, having completed the formula, we arrive at our final conclusion: Stupids shouldn't drink.



It's all good though. I was never much of a drinker anyway. I was always the dork designated driver. So it just kinda stuck. Every once in a while I would find a chance to cut loose, but then I'd always remember why I am not much of a drinker. I hadn't had anything to drink in a long time anyway. Not a drop.

So, I figured, what the heck? Have a drink along with everyone else. No harm in that, I guess.

I was not in a place that required me to drive, or for that fact, do anything responsible.

And umm, I was with my parents.

We only drank some wine.

No more drinking, lol.

I am a lightweight.

Oww.