Friday, March 23, 2007

Yayyy!

So there's an educational process I have mastered now. It's a whole series of things all tied together to bring us to one solid conclusion. Here, let me illustrate...
Yeah, we do it something like this. Drinking affects the ability to stand, walk, and do many other motor functions. Knees, spine and other assorted and sundry bones coming apart affect the ability to stand, walk, and many other motor functions. Combine the two, and, well you get the picture. Not a good duet.

And, along with those fun things, you get a treat the day after: H-A-N-G-O-V-E-R.

So, having completed the formula, we arrive at our final conclusion: Stupids shouldn't drink.



It's all good though. I was never much of a drinker anyway. I was always the dork designated driver. So it just kinda stuck. Every once in a while I would find a chance to cut loose, but then I'd always remember why I am not much of a drinker. I hadn't had anything to drink in a long time anyway. Not a drop.

So, I figured, what the heck? Have a drink along with everyone else. No harm in that, I guess.

I was not in a place that required me to drive, or for that fact, do anything responsible.

And umm, I was with my parents.

We only drank some wine.

No more drinking, lol.

I am a lightweight.

Oww.


4 comments:

  1. I don't drink (I'm sure you figured that). I've never understood why people want to get drunk. You are wise to stay away from it.

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  2. Yeah, you are so right. I'm lucky in that there was rarely any pleasure for me from drinking. And this hangover stuff is for the birds.

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  3. i'm right there with you in the lightweight dept., LOL. when i was younger (in my 20's) i could drink my guy friends under the table, which was fun for making bets on, LOL. the results the next day though... ouch..so not worth it, LOL. now a days, i drink so little that one, maybe two is my ultimate limit!!! i'm way tipsy after two and so do not ever want to repeat the "hangover" experience, LOL. did enough of that all those years ago, hehe. here's to moderation!!! oh ya, and getting (gulP) old (ouch)!

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  4. I guess I'm lucky...I think.
    I can drink and not get carried away. Never really had a hangover...never got sick drinking.

    But YOU...probably not a good idea.
    Good to see Stupid being Smart.

    Nancy

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