Thursday, October 25, 2007

Open Letter To A Stupid, Stupid Man

I've often objected to people who characterize our political leaders as stupid, or idiots, etc. However, after seeing and studying the recent news concerning NY's Governor Eliot Spitzer's plan to issue driver's licenses to illegal immigrants, I cannot do anything but join the fray.

Dear Governor Spitzer,

I have seen some very stupid things in my lifetime. I must say though, in my extensive experience with idiots, I can say that you are the consummate moron of all times. What makes you even more dangerous is that you can inflict your idiocy on a great many people, since the citizens of NY elected you Governor.

You once served as NY Attorney General. However, somewhere between that job and your election as Governor, you completely lost all common sense, intelligence, and, in essence, your mind.

In the United States I once grew up in, "illegal" was synonymous with "criminal". If you did something that was deemed "illegal", you were found and punished. In the United States that morons like you are working to create, if you do something illegal, you aren't hunted, you are invited to enjoy benefits and privileges far above and beyond those afforded to law-abiding citizens. I assume that once you make the world safe for illegal immigrants, you will be moving on to another group. Might I suggest drug dealers next? Let's face it, they suffer when the police arrest and persecute them as well. Life can be very difficult for a drug trafficker, why not turn your wise eye to their plight?

I can see it now: hordes of dangerous people jumping on planes, driving through military checkpoints, gaining access to anyplace that they can cause harm, because a simpleton such as yourself granted them the right to do just that. I wonder if the next time someone flies a plane into a building, will they have gained passage using one of your driver's licenses?

My arguments sound pretty stupid to some, I'm sure. However, not one word here could ever hope to achieve the level of stupidity that your intended plan has managed.

You are a very stupid man. You are a very dangerous man. You are a very misguided man. I just hope that the words "re-elect Spitzer" are never uttered in the future. You did not care about the citizens you represented as Attorney General, just as you care not for the citizens you represent as Governor of NY. The only compliment I will ever pay you is to congratulate you on being the first bona-fide, fully certified idiot to ever be elected.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, you stupid, stupid man.

20 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:56 PM

    oh great add to the long ass drive lippo makes

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  2. I've never heard of this man Jimmy but I totally agree that he's the stupidest man ever. Is he trying for an award as the dumbest person in NYC? I too grew up in the time when illegal meant criminal. I want to know if illegal immigrants are illegal then how can they apply for a drivers licence? Surely if they gained access to your country illegally they should be put back on the first plane out or maybe thrown in the Atlanrtic and told to swim home! Jeannette xx

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  3. Jimmy that was really a great letter...now are you going to send it to him. ;) If only every single Law-abiding New York Resident would send him this message....

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  4. weeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll, ya sending it to him???
    There are a lot of stupid, stupid men out there & he is a reminder that they do exist!
    Marie

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  5. Hi Jimmy,
    I hadn't heard of this proposal yet. It indeed sounds stupid. Where there any arguments in favor of it? Why would anyone want to support this?!?
    Best,
    Marty

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  6. Anonymous9:51 PM

    Bravo!!! I am screaming right next to you!!
    hugs
    d

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  7. Anonymous10:55 PM

    Amen to that Jimmy. What is the man thinking.

    Julie

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  8. Anonymous10:59 PM

    YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR LICENSE TAKEN AWAY FOR DRINKING, BUT YOU CAN SNEAK ACROSS THE AMERICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, BE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN, AND STILL GET YOUR LICENSE AND NOT GO TO JAIL????
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN???

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  9. This is the kind of stuff that make my blood boil. What part of 'illegal' does this guy not get? Why don't we give them free health care and an education? Oh wait, we already do.....and at my expense.

    That wall on the border is not going up fast enough. We need to seal the borders on both ends.

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  10. Anonymous1:21 AM

    Hi Jimmy,
    I agree with you 110%!!! I hope you are sending him this letter. And I hope he actually reads it. Why is it the idiots get into offices of power? I will never understand that.
    I wish they would quit catering to the illegals. Here in CA they all know how to play the system. It's such a joke!
    Well...try to get some sleep tonight.
    Pam

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  11. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Very well said! Now send it to him, PLEASE!! It will have to be the people, like you and me, that take our country back, because the politicians certainly aren't going to do it!
    xoxo ~Myra

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  12. hmmm...where can I move to now???? hmmm...and to think that when my daughter went to get a NY state ID, we had to jump thourgh hooops to prove she was who we said she was....it mihgt have been easier if she was illegal

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  13. Wow, now that's a great letter! How I'd love to see that in print somewhere!

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  14. hey jimmy...
    you should definetly SEND that letter... EXACTLY the way that you've written it!!! perhaps if the idiot actually sees what he's about to do in writing, he may realize just how totally STUPID an idea it is!!!

    SEND IT!!!!!!!

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  15. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Totally agree with you letter to this very stupid man!Barb

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  16. Not sure where I stand on this one...but I certainly don't think he's the MOST stupid politician ever. (LOL...news just came on talking about this subject...weird).

    So it seems they will be able to get licenses...but a different type. We're the 4th state to sign on.

    Hey, many of the people who don't want them here, are the first to hire them for cheap labor.

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  17. Anonymous9:42 PM

    I want to start this by saying that I honestly believe that immigration made this into the greatest country in the world. More can only help us. On the other hand, illegal is illegal. When someone breaks the law, they shouldn't be rewarded with a driver's license. That's number one. Number two is that we don't have enough people to cover the borders, and that anyone can walk in. There are an awful lot of Mideasterners that look to be Hispanic. And I have nothing against lawful Mideasterners becoming Americans either. I object to terrorists who fly planes into buildings. I'm with you on this one.
    Jude
    http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

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  18. UGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! They exist and they always will.

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  19. OMG! Don't even get me started on this issue! I will end up leaving a journal entry instead of a comment! Great letter, Jimmy! Couldn't have said it better myself!

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  20. Oh wow....I had no idea this was going on. Stupid stupid!!
    You need to send this letter immediately!!
    And by the way...Very well put!

    Michele

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