Friday, January 04, 2008

Some Old Fashioned Ingenuity...

I see things go on and I sit and wonder, then come up with these awesome suggestions, solutions, etc.

Now, nothing is foolproof. I know that there's an exception to every rule. But I thought about the sex tapes that always wind up on the Internet, against the will of at least one of the stars, you know?

So my Tip Of The Day concerning sex tapes is, if you don't ever want your tape to appear on the Internet, don't make one!

Brilliant?

I was also thinking about all these folks around here who complain when they get unfair jail sentences and the like. Now again, nothing is guaranteed, but I'm thinking that one of the best things you can do to avoid an unfair prison sentence is, don't commit a crime!

Sheer genius, huh?

6 comments:

  1. When are you going to run for President Jimmy? You got my vote!

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  2. Some people think highly of themselves and their intelligence. It's a shame.

    Jackie

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  3. You're forgetting that celebrities and criminals (often times one and the same) have half a brain; that's why they don't think of these things.

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  4. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Hehehe, society seems to be short on common sense these days.... ~Jill

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  5. Anonymous8:25 AM

    Hear! Hear!
    Jude
    http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

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  6. This made me laugh out loud.
    Sheer Brilliance!

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