Thursday, September 21, 2006

Hmm, I Dunno...

Ok the problem with being sick is that you tend to try and sleep it off, which leads to sleeping all day, which, of course, means you wake up late at night. TV sucks late-night, and there's a whole pile of "Paid Programming" on. You're paying part of your cable bill to watch shows put on by people who pay the cable company to put that show on. Nice work if you can get it, huh?

But I digress. After a little bit of channel surfing, which leads to the inevitable curse words about nothing being on, I thought I'd browse the Web. So I opened my browser to browse the Web (and I capitalize "Web" because I know somewhere that's going to make someone curse me and say 'you don't use a capital W, idiot), and I landed on a website that I have no interest in. But at the top of the page is an ad stating that I can "GET PAID TO BLOG".

Yeah, right.

But, it's 2 AM, and I'm now wide awake, with nothing else to do, so I click the ad. It brings me to a website explaining how I can make money with my Blog, and (get this) there is no cash outlay! That's right, start this business of money-making blogging, without any cash outlay!

Yep. Ok. *click* on to page 2.

More drivel, blabber, explanation on how this business can put 1000-5000 a week, in my pocket, with no cash outlay!

Click ahead to page 3 and there it is! "For only $23.95 you can receive..."

Wait a minute. You said "no cash outlay".

Or did you say "no cash investment"?

How much money constitutes "cash"? Is the book they're selling priced at $23.95 because $24.00 is the minimum amount to be considered "cash"?

Or is sending money over the Web not considered "cash outlay"?

I dunno. Maybe it's 'cause it's 2 AM, but that pissed me off.

Oh well. I guess it's time to go download some "free software" that you have to pay $59.99 to get to actually run.


  1. That would piss me off ANY time of the day. I don't like BS and have very little tolerance for it all areas of my life.
    And yes, hard to be up late with "nothing" to do, huh?

  2. My comment didnt' post for some reason..
    anyway, I said something about that I'd be annoyed by that BS... ANY time of the day. I have zero tolerance for much BS of any kind.

    Irritable Nancy

  3. I dunno Jimmy...if it sounds too good to be true, it's probably a load of horseshit.

  4. Anonymous1:43 AM

    hmmm sounds like a scam glad to see you are up and running again ly

  5. Emily1:44 AM

    hmm how do i post comments on here lol

  6. msemily1:45 AM

    ok yay approve my comment damnit din

  7. It reminds me of Mr. Haney on Green Acres. Everything is free for $5.

  8. Hahahaa, of course.

    They just wanna mess with your head. : )


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