Thursday, June 07, 2007

A Little Legal Work



Ok, so Nicole, your friend Paris' stint in jail is done and overwith. We assume you'll be ready next, based on the Letterman Show interview.

Just for purposes of expediting things, when you're sentenced, all you'll have to do is pass by the jailhouse, sign a couple of papers, maybe snap a few pics with us, and then you can go home.

No special treatment, ok?

2 comments:

  1. Can you believe she's out? Actually, what am I saying? Of course we can believe it....it's Paris.

    Seriously, now she's staying at some mansion (er, other prison)? Give me a break!!

    One word: Publicity.

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  2. Are you freaking kidding me? Man, I feel so bitter and disillusioned right now.

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