Pointers!

Good ways to screw up Improve your life There aren't many sure things in life. Here are a few that fit the bill
Get a DUI. Or for added fun, get a couple.
	Have a baby when you're 16. A great way to stop yourself from advancing, particulary in your education. That baby is a great way to validate your existence.
Make a sex video, especially if you can do it with someone you've been together with a long time, like, say, weeks.
	And as far as the sex videos go, make sure a whole lot of people know about it, and hey, share some copies. Friends would never take that stuff public.
And if you don't have video equipment, hell, take some still-shots, posing in the nude or something racy like that. Let a boyfriend you've been with 3 or 4 days be the photographer!
	Run for political office.
Trade all your self-respect and dignity in for a spot on a reality show. Jerry Springer is a great springboard to the good life - or hey, what about the great marriages spawned by The Bachelor!
	vote for hillary clinton
Share the joy, don't be the only one whose life is improved: refuse to provide any discipline, structure or value-system to your kids (particularly if you have them when you're 12!) After all, the world is here to cater to their every whim, and hard work is for suckers!
	Ooh, and one more great tip: If you're battling legal issues, get pregnant at the same time! That way you can give another life a great head start!